Thursday, September 17, 2009

Nursery University


I spent less time and effort looking into and fretting over going to college than any of these parents who are trying to get their kids into private NURSERY schools! They think that somehow if they go to the "right" nursery school, then they will go the right kindergarten, and elementary school....and so on up to the Ivy League schools. Well I hate to break it to these moronic parents, but a childs brain has something to do with what school they get into.

These lunatics are paying 20,000 a semester at some of these schools to have their kids play with colored blocks and eat crackers and drink juice, I mean really? How sad is that, and ass backwards? On the plus side to the situation, the kids are adorable. They make you smile every time the camera focuses on them, which is sadly not enough, instead we spend most of the film watching the parents cry and whine and lie to make their kids into a prepackaged commodity they are trying to sell to the schools. Do rich bored people have nothing better to do? Has the world ran out of real problems and drama and these rich ass holes have to make even this competitive? The adults cry and whine more than the 2 and 3 year olds!

I think that having children should be for everyone, but one of the women was 57 when she gave birth to her twins, no father by the way. Not that that makes a difference, but her time had passed, and shes a working professional, she shouldn't do all that to her new borns. And her son out of the twins (1 boy and 1 girl) she is positive has a learning disability, hes 2! The whole thing is a very sad circus and charade and its the poor kids who are going to end up suffering with insufferable parents like those.

A very well made documentary, insane, infuriating and bizarre to say the least, it still kept me open mouth gaping at the T.V. waiting for them to turn to the camera and say it was all a joke. 7/10 stars. Ever heard of a safety school for a 3 year old?

Director: Marc H. Simon, Matthew Makar

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